Thursday, March 31, 2011

Cryptoflorida.blogspot.com Thinks I stole his name

You did not secure the URL Asshole. The next time you want a blog, purchase a URL. I purchased it for ten years off of GoDaddy. It was for sale. In life that is called tough shit.

"Well I guess if you can't beat them.........spend your hard earned taxi drivers dollar to steal someones domain name!!!

It would seem that in his jealousy of real truthful researching, he has spent his meager earnings hauling hookers and crack heads around Tampa to purchase our cryptoflorida name and start a website of own using our name.

This is what Tampa Tim Fasano, the mental midget hoaxing, spoofing researcher wanna be that has become the laughing stock of all of Florida, with the exception of one person and maybe himself, has done to himself.

When will he ever learn that pictures and videos of old boats, wild hogs and his own self made castings of his own footprints does not a researcher make. On one of his outings, he even posted his "supplies" for a research outing into the Green Swamp which consisted of a bag of store bought firewood and a case of beer. The essentials!!

He has been busted by other legitimate researchers making false claims and spoofing some of his way too many You Tube video that seem to only capture his pudgy face and constant out of shape wheezing and hacking.

Stay tuned....I'm sure this is only going to get better.

Remember.......if you are a researcher seeking out the big hairy guy in the state of Florida, and you come across the taxi cab parked any where near where you will be......run the other way as fast as you can!!"
cryptoflorida.blogspot.cocm

This guys name is Scoot Hamilton of the St Pete Skeptics Society. He is an internet troll. Anyone serious about Bigfoot research should delete him as a Facebook friend. He is nobody.

Giant Basking Shark Swims Under A Kayak In Florida

This shark off Panama Beach makes a 14 foot kayak look like a toy. Man, the waters of Florida contain all kinds of giant prey. You enter the water at your own risk.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Is This A Chupacabra Body?

Few people find bodies in the woods. This fact is often used to explain why there have not been remains found of cryptozoology beast. Monsterquest did a feature that showed in only seven days the remains of an animal would be consumed and scattered by other animals and insects in the wilds of Florida. It happened at a rate that even a biologist was amazed at. They used a deer for their experiment.

I found this carcass when I was in a wild life area in the county north of Tampa. The local Hispanic people talk about the chupacabra and that may be the reason their chickens are vanishing. Chickens are not an uncommon sight as you drive around some of the older neighborhoods in Tampa.

Considering that not a lot of bodies of anything have been found by crypto hunters for Bigfoot, I would ad this to the very small collection that exist. It was at least six feet in length and in an advanced state of decay. I have shown this still to many people and nobody yet can say exactly what it is.

I make no claim that it is the Chupacabra, but no body of anything has been found yet. So at least I get out there to find these things.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Bart Cutino And His Incredible Italian Pasta Sauce

I thought I could make a great pasta sauce. I came from an Italian family and paid attention to how a good sauce is made. I use wine and fresh vegies and spices. My recipe has done me good for many years. I now have to take a back seat to Bigfoot Investigator Bart Cutino with this off the chart sauce. I am starving and this seems beyond good. I am saving this recipe for next Sunday...Yum!
"That's what I'm talking about...7 hr sauce (everything slow-cooked to max flavor) with meat, ground beef, garlic, hawaiian onions, san marzano whole-peeled tomatoes, amore & hunts paste, carrot juice, pureed sundried tom, fresh basil, organic brown sugar, sea salt, fresh cracked pepper, dash of cayenne & Spanish olive oil."...Bart Cutino Posted On Facebook 

Friday, March 25, 2011

Are There Lake Monsters In Florida?

I recently went to Lake Tarpon, one of the largest lakes in Florida, to check out a folklore about a large monster that lives in the lake and has eaten fisherman by pulling them into the water. Is this the Florida version of Loch Ness? I went with an open mind.

I did see some movement over the water as if something was underneath. I took a good video and got some good capture stills. This project will require more work but I am hopeful that something may indeed be in this lake.

It could be an alligator but it is undulating which makes it seem to be swimming. There are over 1,000 lakes and Florida and many of them are connected by underwater caves. This lake is close to the Gulf Of Mexico and after the last ice age something may have been trapped in this body of water.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A New Look At The Myakka Florida Bigfoot Or Skunk Ape Film

This film stabilized and enhanced version of the famous Myakka Florida Bigfoot shows things are putting this video clearly out of the hoax category. Like the Patterson Film, much detail can be seen that a couple of frat brothers would not have cared to place in the film in case it was computer enhanced years later. The film is still of unknown origin. I have been ask because I am from Florida is there was a back story to this video. I have not been able to find one. That is why it has been considered a goof. In fact, at the end of the video you can hear people talking and see a young man to the right of screen...very strange.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Searching For Orang Pendek - Major Expedition 2011

Adam Davies, author of the book Extreme Expeditions will be going into the rain forest of Sumatra in search of the Orang-Pendek. This animal is a Short Man version of the Bigfoot and could be living deep in the jungle of this Island nation.

There seems to be considerable amount of evidence already compiled by Davies from previous journeys to Sumatra. The hair samples he found have been DNA tested and it was concluded as "unknown primate." That is the type of evidence we need in the field.

I first heard of the Orang-Pendek when I saw the Beast Hunter episode of it featuring Pat Spain. He and a wildlife photographer went deep into an area near a lake formed by an extinct volcano. Spain said it reminded him of the "Lost World." Sumatra may be one of the most beautiful places on Earth. As a developing researcher, I believe I can learn a lot from reading Davies book. I will be on Amazon soon. This is what he says.
“I have no doubt the Orang-Pendek exists. Over the years I have interviewed many witnesses who have seen this creature. In 2009 the CFZ expedition was fortunate to have an eyewitness ourselves in Dave Archer. And Sahar Didmus saw one pinned against a tree, before it scurried away from us into the jungle. The experience so moved Sahar that he burst into tears.” Adam continues: “Importantly, there has been a considerable body of scientific evidence that has been gathered to support the existence of the Orang-Pendek. For example, previous expeditions I have led, in 2001 and 2004, brought back both prints and hair samples. These were analyzed by various international experts, including Drs. Chivers, Meldrum andBrunner, who all came to the conclusion that they were from an ‘unknown primate.’”
via www.mania.com
Pat Spain recently searched deep into Sumatra looking for the Orang-Pendek, which was featured on the National Geographic Show Beast Hunter. Spain included Jeremy Holden, a wildlife photographer, who had worked in Sumatra for over a decade and has deployed camera traps for over 150,000 hours of observation looking for the Orang-Pendek. None of his camera traps took an image of it, but he did get an image of the Sumatra rabbit that because of his image, took it off of the extinction list. That was great work. Holden speculated that the reason stealth cams have not recorded the primate is because they are placed on game trails. Rare animals may indeed avoid such areas and that is why they can maintain their security.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Does The Skunk Ape Eat Citrus Fruit?

Wild Grapefruits On tall trees
I do a lot of hiking and exploring into some really rank, nasty areas where very few people would have any reason to go. These are the places where I believe you have to go to see things unknown. I came across some wild citrus fruit growing on tall trees. At the bottom of these trees were peeled tangerines. The fruit had been eaten. You have to have hands to open citrus fruit.
The peels I found below the tree
You can see how all this was found in the video below. My understanding is you must have hands to peel this fruit.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Pat Spain Records A Giant Ground Sloth In The Amazon Basin

I was asked why I believed a creature that went extinct could be recored out in the jungle today. Simple, one third of all animals thought to be gone from earth have been discovered since then. The Giant Ground Sloth went extinct 10,000 years ago. That was last night in geological terms. In the Amazon River Basin who knows what may still be out there. Pat Spain recorded a Sloth at night that was perhaps giant in size. Check out this video.


Friday, March 11, 2011

Are Giant Ground Sloths Being Mistaken For Bigfoot?

Polk County Florida Giant Ground Sloth
When I went to Bone Valley Florida last summer I speculated on the existence of Ice Age animals that could still be alive today because they were trapped on a five county Island for thousands of years and isolated from the rest of the world.

The Giant Ground Sloth is thought to be extinct only 10,000 years. That in geological terms was last night. The show Beast Hunter with Pat Spain speculated on the same thing.

Dr. David Orin believes that a beast seen and heard near the Amazon River called the Mapinquari may be a giant ground sloth thought to be extinct. Since this thing lives deep in the jungle were nobody goes...I mean nobody. It could be there.  The howl it makes and the tracks are consistent with this beast that walked upright.

The image at the bottom is Dr. Pat Spain at the Metropolitan Museum In New York looking at the skeletons of Giant Ground Sloths. The image at the top is a Giant sloth found in Polk County Florida right next to Tampa. This thing walked upright and may indeed have been mistaken for a Bigfoot. The howls are very similar.
Pat Spain looking at a giant ground sloth skeleton 

Thursday, March 10, 2011

A Hydric Hammock: Searching For The Swamp Beast

This part of Florida is underwater most of the year. I took advantage of some dry months and made my way into this area. In upcoming videos you will see something else may have been out there with me as well. The bugs were bad and I had to use Cutter to keep them away. I can tell it is going to be a long hot summer.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Beast Hunter: New Bigfoot Skunk Ape Hunter On National Geographic TV

Pat Spain The 'Beast Hunter'
Pat Spain is a biologist and wildlife beast hunter. He is traveling the globe in search of unclassified species unknown to man. He searches for the 'man ape' of Sumatra: a one-eyed, clawed, smelly monster in Brazil; a swamp monster in the Congo (he should join me in Florida), and a sea serpent in British Columbia (we have lake monsters in Florida).

In tonight's premier episode Spain is looking for the Sumatra monster called the "Orang Pendek" an upright walking ape creature similar to the Florida Skunk ape. In the first three episodes that are available for public view, Pat finds nothing but says he is optimistic about future success.

Spain laments about the lack of a body for real evidence. He believes that could happen.  He should go with me in Florida; things happen when I go out and I may have a body of a chupacabra. Something they should consider. Watch the show tonight...it is compelling and very entertaining.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

My New Area

This area has everything going for it if you are searching for the Florida Skunk Ape. It is next to a hunting area which drivers wildlife into it. It has swamp and oak and cypress and palmetto. Lots of critters for food and thousands of acres to hide in. Don't be surprised if I focus on this area for some time to come. It is a known wildlife preserve and protected by the state of Florida.
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